Eminem Rock City Video
Eminem Rock City
Yeah, he's sold a trillion albums. Yeah, preteen girls would gladly throw themselves at him and let him ravage their virginity. He goes around the stage, taking off his shirt to show his bird chest to the thousands of sex-crazed dumb bitches who like him. If it wasn't for Dre, whom I personally think should really start considering retirement, feminem would still be working @ Kinko's or some other minimum wage shit job, just like the loser that he is. You think he's original? There have been hundreds of artists who "rap" about the same garbage he does. Where are they now? Dead. Or working minimum wage. Mostly dead. Half the shit he says don't make sense, and when they do, you'd think they came from a hormone crazed, pimple faced boy that's never been laid before. He is what is commonly referred to as a shock artist. He does things that shocks most "normal" Americans, and knows that most of his crowd is going to be teenagers who want to "fight the man" by going against what the public thinks. If you buy into that shit, then you're an idiot. You deserve to be castrated, so you won't give birth to more idiot children like yourselves. Most parents think it's just a stage that their kids will grow out of. Guess what? They're not! They'll keep buying shit because they'll think it makes them seem cool and with the "in" crowd. Shut the fuck up.
The problem is not going to stop, though, until all you idiots pull your fucking heads out of your asses, and stop riding feminem's dick. The critics were kind of correct when they first rated him. He's pure dipshit, all the way through. But, they claimed he'd be a one hit wonder. They didn't take into account Dre's lyrical powers. Dre whispers lyrics in his ears, while you're staring at his birdchest. He couldn't come up with a good line to save his skinny ass, let alone come out with 3 or 4 (whatever the fuck the count is to now) albums all by himself.
Yeah, I know your argument that you'll probably try to spew at me for dissing this idiot. "You're just jealous". Shut the fuck up and go eat an ass. Yeah I'd love to have his money, since he so obviously doesn't deserve it. I mean, would you give money to a coward? This idiot once confronted an ICP member, and instead of getting into a real, hand to hand fight like the ICP dude wanted, feminem goes scared and pulls out a gun. What's the matter? Doesn't your birdchest have enough strength to defend yourself without a weapon? Pussy bitch. I'm also pretty convinced that if He and the BSB or N'Sync, or any other of those sissy boy bands ganged up on him, he'd also get his ass kicked. That's my opinion, fact, which is right. You're wrong, so I don't want to hear it, because you're an idiot for liking him.
I didn't write this article just to piss you off. I did it so that maybe it'd shock one of you teenybopper idiots into realizing that you've been wrong all along, and that I've been right. See, that's how it works. Since I'm right, I expect you to agree. If you don't, then you're an idiot. Anyways, if you're still not convinced (you dumb bitch), I've included feminem's underground remix of "My Name Is". It's entitled "My Anus". It's obviously him all the way, so I don't want to hear your arguing. It's him, and no one else. You can download the song here
P.S. I was informed by an anonymous person that after having read this article, feminem was so distraught that he has committed suicide. I am sorry. I didn't want him to kill himself, I was hoping someone else would do it. Damnit. I'm sorry to all those guys that were wanting to do it themselves. This is all my fault. I should have thought about the harm my words would cause someone who obviously had the mentality of a teenager. To all you teenyboppers, I still think you're idiots. Fuck off
Yeah, he's sold a trillion albums. Yeah, preteen girls would gladly throw themselves at him and let him ravage their virginity. He goes around the stage, taking off his shirt to show his bird chest to the thousands of sex-crazed dumb bitches who like him. If it wasn't for Dre, whom I personally think should really start considering retirement, feminem would still be working @ Kinko's or some other minimum wage shit job, just like the loser that he is. You think he's original? There have been hundreds of artists who "rap" about the same garbage he does. Where are they now? Dead. Or working minimum wage. Mostly dead. Half the shit he says don't make sense, and when they do, you'd think they came from a hormone crazed, pimple faced boy that's never been laid before. He is what is commonly referred to as a shock artist. He does things that shocks most "normal" Americans, and knows that most of his crowd is going to be teenagers who want to "fight the man" by going against what the public thinks. If you buy into that shit, then you're an idiot. You deserve to be castrated, so you won't give birth to more idiot children like yourselves. Most parents think it's just a stage that their kids will grow out of. Guess what? They're not! They'll keep buying shit because they'll think it makes them seem cool and with the "in" crowd. Shut the fuck up.
The problem is not going to stop, though, until all you idiots pull your fucking heads out of your asses, and stop riding feminem's dick. The critics were kind of correct when they first rated him. He's pure dipshit, all the way through. But, they claimed he'd be a one hit wonder. They didn't take into account Dre's lyrical powers. Dre whispers lyrics in his ears, while you're staring at his birdchest. He couldn't come up with a good line to save his skinny ass, let alone come out with 3 or 4 (whatever the fuck the count is to now) albums all by himself.
Yeah, I know your argument that you'll probably try to spew at me for dissing this idiot. "You're just jealous". Shut the fuck up and go eat an ass. Yeah I'd love to have his money, since he so obviously doesn't deserve it. I mean, would you give money to a coward? This idiot once confronted an ICP member, and instead of getting into a real, hand to hand fight like the ICP dude wanted, feminem goes scared and pulls out a gun. What's the matter? Doesn't your birdchest have enough strength to defend yourself without a weapon? Pussy bitch. I'm also pretty convinced that if He and the BSB or N'Sync, or any other of those sissy boy bands ganged up on him, he'd also get his ass kicked. That's my opinion, fact, which is right. You're wrong, so I don't want to hear it, because you're an idiot for liking him.
I didn't write this article just to piss you off. I did it so that maybe it'd shock one of you teenybopper idiots into realizing that you've been wrong all along, and that I've been right. See, that's how it works. Since I'm right, I expect you to agree. If you don't, then you're an idiot. Anyways, if you're still not convinced (you dumb bitch), I've included feminem's underground remix of "My Name Is". It's entitled "My Anus". It's obviously him all the way, so I don't want to hear your arguing. It's him, and no one else. You can download the song here
P.S. I was informed by an anonymous person that after having read this article, feminem was so distraught that he has committed suicide. I am sorry. I didn't want him to kill himself, I was hoping someone else would do it. Damnit. I'm sorry to all those guys that were wanting to do it themselves. This is all my fault. I should have thought about the harm my words would cause someone who obviously had the mentality of a teenager. To all you teenyboppers, I still think you're idiots. Fuck off
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